I just want some ice...
"Shit's on fire, yo."
When "I've got a Boyfriend" fails. You have to pretend to be deaf.
This is how every parking sign should be.
MMA fighter fails at looking mean, she's just too cute.
No no no, this is MY baby.
The miracle of modern medicine
His face says more than words ever could
A friend is someone willing to tie a firecraker to your leg and light it
We're gonna need a bigger dog house...