A friend is someone willing to tie a firecraker to your leg and light it
His face says more than words ever could
Gracefully posing by the shore
This is how every parking sign should be.
We're gonna need a bigger dog house...
Hate pineapple pizza? How about pizza pineapple?
A temple in India carved out of a single large rock.
This is how cellphones can be deadly
When someone asks you to step outside, but you already paid for the drink
Who's touchin my shit?
The perfect cannonball