Why can't I eat it?!
This is how every parking sign should be.
Ready and wet
How I'm dealing with life
The miracle of modern medicine
A friend is someone willing to tie a firecraker to your leg and light it
The most adorable problem to have
Hate pineapple pizza? How about pizza pineapple?
When "I've got a Boyfriend" fails. You have to pretend to be deaf.
MMA fighter fails at looking mean, she's just too cute.