Funny but evil parking lot prank.
Let me remind you what cute is
I just want some ice...
When "I've got a Boyfriend" fails. You have to pretend to be deaf.
When someone asks you to step outside, but you already paid for the drink
Who's touchin my shit?
A friend is someone willing to tie a firecraker to your leg and light it
Rapunzel, is that you?
This is not the kiss he wanted...