This is how cellphones can be deadly
A temple in India carved out of a single large rock.
Let me remind you what cute is
Who's touchin my shit?
The miracle of modern medicine
A friend is someone willing to tie a firecraker to your leg and light it
When "I've got a Boyfriend" fails. You have to pretend to be deaf.
I installed the fan EXACTLY where you marked it on the ceiling.
When someone asks you to step outside, but you already paid for the drink
Cat.exe has crashed