Rope skipping champion
Food!Food!Food!Food!Food! Ohboyohboyohboy I can't wait!
Who's touchin my shit?
Great demonstration of why the kneecap is a useful thing.
Who needs gravity
Hate pineapple pizza? How about pizza pineapple?
I found a vegan slaughterhouse
When "I've got a Boyfriend" fails. You have to pretend to be deaf.
Someone's dad is going to be in trouble...
Hey Kid, I'm a computer
When someone asks you to step outside, but you already paid for the drink