The miracle of modern medicine
Weddings are beautiful.
The stylist called it Oil Slick.
Peekaboo, I see you!
No no no, this is MY baby.
Why is there toilet paper at the computer? How naive.
A friend is someone willing to tie a firecraker to your leg and light it
Ready and wet
Food!Food!Food!Food!Food! Ohboyohboyohboy I can't wait!
When someone asks you to step outside, but you already paid for the drink