Aww, His first USB experience
I just want some ice...
I found a vegan slaughterhouse
Food!Food!Food!Food!Food! Ohboyohboyohboy I can't wait!
Lightning seen from space
When someone asks you to step outside, but you already paid for the drink
When "I've got a Boyfriend" fails. You have to pretend to be deaf.
A friend is someone willing to tie a firecraker to your leg and light it
Just a monkey face.
Who's touchin my shit?