Day 124, they have noticed my markings and believe I am one of their own.
I just want some ice...
Why is there toilet paper at the computer? How naive.
The miracle of modern medicine
Ready and wet
When someone asks you to step outside, but you already paid for the drink
When "I've got a Boyfriend" fails. You have to pretend to be deaf.
Someone's dad is going to be in trouble...
Who needs gravity
This is how cellphones can be deadly